Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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