We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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