Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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