I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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