All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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