at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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