just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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