he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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