Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
