I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
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He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Randomize