I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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