We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
My nipple is on Facebook.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
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hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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