Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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