I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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