I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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