...so i touched it.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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