doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
No more Irish car bombs ever.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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