the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
This is classic penis vs brain.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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