Porn is love you can see.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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