So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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