that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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