why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
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Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
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