Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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