I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
smell my finger.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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