I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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