how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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