I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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