You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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