turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
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Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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