I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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