Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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