White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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