i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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