I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
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See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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