Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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