if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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