i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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