I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Quick, to the slutcave!
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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