Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i just had sex bonerless
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
we're making bets on your personal life
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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