Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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