Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
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Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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