who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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