He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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