you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
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I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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