On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
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Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
He has the fingertips of a God
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