If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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