The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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