a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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