we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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