Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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