the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Randomize
