The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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