You're a womanizer and a bitch.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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