I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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