When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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