Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
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I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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